An April Fool's Day StoryIn the courthouse, there are two attorneys, one a prosecutor, and the other, a defense attorney. The prosecutor in question, is suing against Christians, but no one seems to have an idea why he would do such a thing.
As the court trial begins to go in session, the two attorneys prepare for the case with no time to waste, while the crowd stands up as the clerk ordered them to ride; the judge arrives after the clerk had finished announcing the case to the jury, and the crowd sits down as the trial starts.
The prosecutor starts first, presenting his side of the case, saying, "Your honor, we celebrate these Christian holidays like Easter and Christmas. Why don't they have a day for us?"
The majority of the crowd groans at that statement, while the defense attorney said nothing, knowing that it will not go to the prosecutor's favor. The judge hits the table with the hammer to restore silence and order in the courtroom. Then, the judge takes out underneath his desk, the greatest bo