20 things NCIS has taught me20 things that NCIS has taught me
1. NEVER forget Gibbs coffee2. NEVER put sugar in Gibbs coffee3. NEVER talk to Palmer about Lee4. NEVER call Abby Abigail(Except for Ducky)5. NEVER slap Gibbs6. NEVER call Gibbs Leroy or Jethro(Except for Ducky and Jen)7. NEVER let Ziva drive8. NEVER leave Tony in charge9. NEVER talk about Siberia10. NEVER tell Gibbs what to do11. NEVER get Ziva angry12. NEVER bring up the name Ari or the death of Kate13. NEVER disturb Gibbs in the interrogation room14. Burt the hippo farts, not Abby15. McGee has issues with being called Probie16. Dont let the car get stolen17. You cant get Abby near an autopsy
ever18. Tony likes to watch girls swim19. Dont let Tony interrogate a girl20. Without Caff-Pow
Abby would crashSo take this list into consideration
.and look out for Gibbs
he is EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
NCIS - Valentines DayZiva David was mildly confused. This was never a good state to find her in as, when she was unsure of a situation, she got annoyed and when Ziva got annoyed her Mossad training tended to kick in. Things often got more than a little bit messy after that. So, for the welfare of everyone working in the NCIS building, they did their very best to make sure she knew what was happening.Also the cleaning crew had threatened to go on strike, blood was a very stubborn stain to shift and, where a confused Ziva went, blood had a tendency to follow. One of the cleaning crew, a normally mild-mannered, elderly Mexican lady was now reduced to hysterics every time she saw her. Scuttlebutt had it that she thought Ziva was possessed by the devil."McGee?" Ziva asked, her brow furrowed. "Why are there many pink envelopes on Tony's desk?"McGee opened his mouth to reply but then the man in question arrived."Why! I will tell you why, Mademoiselle David." Tony said, rounding the corner and throwing himself